I am glad someone FINALLY wrote a movie an abandoned infant who is adopted by a secret warrior society, and develops into the world’s most perfect killing machine. Only to be double crossed by his teachers, and is forced to use his knowledge against those who taught him. Also, you can’t forget the gay mall-metal like “Disturbed” for the soundtrack. I think this story line might just catch on. Looks like the rain and fire machines got an extra workout on this set, but never at the same time, of course.
But really who goes to see these kinds of movies for the story line? I just wanna see the imaginative ways they have come up with to fillet a guy with a samurai sword.
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